This is my dream. I can't believe there are no takers on that offer!

Haha, I now live somewhere where walking is unheard of and I'm confused all of the time.

I love Chicago. I lived there for almost a decade but recently moved. :( Learning the grid system is a great idea, seriously. And go to Piece in Wicker Park. If you like pizza and beer, anyway.

Me too, because I'm a rational person who knows everything in the restroom is covered in a fine layer of toilet water anyway.

The hug is my favorite part!

From the linked Reuters article:

Why did he keep thrusting? I can't wrap my mind around it.

Thanks!

<3 <3 <3 <3 best one

I mean it does break my heart a little that he hasn't had an erection in over a year. But the visual of "hog tied with socks" is making me laugh hysterically. And that he was "unsurprised" to see that you were over it. 100000000 points.

This, so much. I have weird issues about relaxing enough to orgasm sometimes anyway, and when there's extra pressure to do it the way my partner prefers... it's not sexy. No amount of telling me to "relax and let it happen" is going to help if I feel I have to perform for you. Ok.

BREAKING KIM KARDASHIAN HOLLYWOOD NEWS! I just became C level!

Yeah, really. Beautiful woman in a cardigan bemoaning how she will never be loved because she's heinous. My feminist spidey sense is up.

That's my favorite Anne Hathaway Gets A Makeover movie

No, B! Drat. It's almost scarier to think that multiple men are doing this.

I agree with this 100%, and it is why my significant other and I have no plans to marry. We have witnessed terrible marriages and have agreed that we would rather not be legally bound should our relationship take a turn for the worse.

14 year olds.

Thank you for the ASOS recommendation! They have so many!

Every Kim Kardashian Hollywood article makes me laugh so hard. I don't even know why. I fucking love hand hugs.

That's my favorite bit of all the commentary so far.