Doing this.

I do not believe in taking out student loans because the Word of God says not to

I definitely have to do the face waxing thing. I used to do lasers on my chin (Groupon!) and they worked beautifully for about a year and a half, but the hairs are coming back. Probably pissed from being zapped into oblivion.

I don't really know why MERKINS FOR YOUR FACE are considered a viable option when you can get um, the same cosmetics they've been selling for years to do the trick.

Girl. I have a full on beard. I feel you.

This article is singing to my soul.

I have, but it's always the cheap VS bras that I wear for 7 years too long anyway. I will take responsibility.

Tried it. Fell off my lashes. :(

I love buying pink shit too. Even better when it sparkles. I am not above "girly" things.

I am going to experiment with this.

And I do need that reminder

Oh yeah, the tubes (right?). I will give it a go.

Bath & Body Works Freesia was my Signature Scent when I was 12.

I do not want to live under your rule. How do you get support otherwise? Soft bras do not cut it for me.

I refuse to believe this. I have never met a mascara that does not flake. Come on, Jourdan, YOU HAVE THE POWER.

I am irrationally excited to own a Britney Spears brand bra.

Really!? Would purchase.

I have had similar experiences. Once I had a 14 hour trip that turned into a 24 hour trip because part of the track blew up somewhere in Pennsylvania. Amtrak gave me a $35 voucher for a future train ride.

No, but I drink less because booze makes me fall asleep! I'm a very exciting person.

I like Southwest. They give you free alcohol on holidays. With free alcohol you are better equipped to deal with assholes.