I DID NOW OKAY

SAMWISE GAMGEE. Whew. I feel better.

Oh no, they ARE bananas. Bananas people talking about bananas things. It's great.

Wait wait wait. What is the gif at the end? Who is the guy waving? I recognize him and it's killing me.

Haha! I'm personally ok with marriage for business purposes, but obviously not all would agree. :)

I don't know if we're "now" okay with marrying for business purposes. It's more like we're now okay with marrying for lovey-dovey reasons.

Wait, does Roseanne Barr have a curated lifestyle blog?

Do it! You might get hired by Blake Lively!

Yes. I've also met men who believe women are outright lying just so they can get sympathy, or feel good about their appearance. (e.g. "A stranger walked by and told me I have a hot ass" = bragging)

I wish I could take credit, but I copy pasted straight from Preserve.

danced WITH.

Also, there are in fact straight men that hang out at gay bars to pick up ladies. It has happened to me - some guy flat out told me that he was at a gay bar to meet women because the women are more willing to be touched and danced .

I agree with this method. I actually used it on a really good friend of mine. He's a gay man and believed this automatically gave him permission to squeeze his lady friends' boobs / ask about squeezing boobs / ask to see boobs / boobs boobs boobs. I told him that his behavior was really offensive and that just because…

I hope he realizes how hilarious that is.

Ugh, yes. In hindsight I would always react differently, but in the moment I just want to do everything I can to make the encounter as quick as possible.

I think it was around $160

I could never, ever do this. My fear of confrontation runs deep. I also just want to be "nice". So, yeah. She's awesome.

Everyone needs Kim K skills, after all.

If there's one thing I love it is wasting time!

When I get bored I love reading gossip sites about youtube "gurus" like Michelle Phan. Just a tip for your Tuesday morning.