I had guinea pigs throughout my childhood (like, a dozen), and I recommend them wholeheartedly to people wanting to get a pet for their child. The maintenance is very minimal compared to a dog or cat, and they really are friendly little animals and very docile. I think the most chaotic thing that ever happened was…

So today we have the would-be nurse who refuses to prescribe contraception and the would-be babysitter who refuses to change diapers. Great job, everybody.

Will look into.

Bring on the smoldering sassiness!

I know people who will not allow photos of themselves on Facebook et al without the appropriate digital enhancements. I don't get it.

Imagine inhaling the fragrance of fresh lavender wafting over the open-air markets of the South of France in spring, and you'll get an idea what it's like to don a lid this lovely. Crafted of soft, Ecuadoran straw, its elevated four-inch crown and broad four-and-a-half-inch brim makes it a shoo-in for a sun hat. Your…

Would read.

Oh fuck this woman. I wouldn't hire her because she sounds like an asshole, let alone because she declared upfront that she wouldn't be participating in the demands of the job.

Oh no, I know. I wasn't being defensive or anything. I'm sure she gives her tailor a lot of work - I know I certainly would if I had oodles of money.

It's only $5! Think of the entertainment value for $5! You'll never miss $5! etc.

I am having the same existential crisis, friend. It's rough.

Drinking?

So true.

Having a large ass does make it hard to pull off cute clothes.

I started playing Kim Kardashian: Hollywood this past weekend. I can see how one would easily be suckered into paying real money. It takes forever to do anything, so I usually give up and forget about it, and then when I come back to it my fans are pissed because I've disappeared for so long. If I just paid up, I…

I love that quote.

I forgot about !!!. ! I love them.

WHAM! ISN'T EVEN IN THE TOP THREE!??!!?!?!?!?

I trust that Wham! tops your list.

The concept of Kimye has more cultural significance than what Page Six could write.