The concept of using a pad with a belt baffled me for years. I think I read "Are You There God" approximately ten million times simply because of that.

Here's a classic that I personally love: http://www.thelingerieaddict.com/

I had one who wouldn't take her dog out to relieve himself. She had a pee pad in her room for the dog to use, and she changed it approximately once a month. The apartment smelled like feces constantly. I got pink eye.

That is my favorite Cribs episode.

I love Olivia Benson the cat.

No lie, I'd buy some Karl Lagerfeld's Fancy Cat Lipgloss.

My cupcake experience is almost exclusively provided by office birthday parties, so Big Corporate gets to pay for them. Otherwise I'd be broke.

OUTSTANDING MUSIC DIRECTION!?!

Yup. So now if I have a sincerely held belief that conventional ways of treating cancer are not acceptable to me, I can effectively force my employees to treat it with alternative holistic medicines! Or maybe I sincerely believe that all people diagnosed with type 2 diabetes don't need medicine or medical help, they…

I know. The amount we spend on health care is bonkers. Nothing is free. It is so frustrating when people get up in arms about the slutty sluts not wanting to pay for their birth control pills. They ARE paying for it. So are their coworkers. THIS IS HOW INSURANCE WORKS.

This might disqualify me from being allowed to have opinions about Crumbs, but I love Sprinkles so much. They are the best of the chains. Their flavors are delicious and there's not too much frosting. They suck when it gets close to the end of the day or out of the ATM thing, but fresh Sprinkles = awesome.

Exactly. What the fuck. I don't give a shit about your "sincerely held" beliefs, and I certainly don't think they should have an influence on my life.

Thank you. I don't understand why this concept is so hard to understand. Your total compensation package, as the company views it, includes your benefits. It just does. Your company calculates how much, in total, they value your contributions and compensate as they see fit. This means that even if you make $30k a…

Truth be told, I too would prefer that version.

STOP. CRUMBS IS THE FUCKING WORST. INVESTORS BEWARE.

Wait, is there another definition of Lobster Mashed Potatoes?

"I can hear the neighbors!" is my favorite ridiculous complaint. YOU LIVE IN AN APARTMENT BUILDING. If your neighbor is being a dick, tell your neighbor. Why would anyone else give a shit?

WANT. EVERYTHING.

I have walked out of stores so many times simply because I ran out of time/patience to try on 3-4 different sizes of every item I liked. This is not a good strategy on their end.