TOO CRAZY.

This video is everything.

Crap. I wish I had money.

Definitely true. Though I can't say for sure as I am not royalty, I'd imagine the pressure to look awesome* all the time must be immense.

I wish! The only thing I've found that doesn't leave my face inflamed and tight is washing it with oils.

I know someone who met his wife through a matchmaker. It worked out extremely well!

I love Dr. Bronner's, but it dries the shit out of my face. :( Junk bits only.

Oh, okay, so this is the couple with the "She's a beautiful but shallow jerk and he's an ugly but wonderful caretaker" storyline. HOW WILL IT PAN OUT !?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

All I can come up with is that if she's surrounded by people telling her it's awesome, then she can easily believe it's awesome? But wasn't she a folk singer in the past or something? With some exceptions, I think folk singers generally have to sing well. Or at least tunefully. So she may well know it's shit and not…

I wouldn't wash my junk with the same stuff I use for my face. That shit is too expensive. And I don't have rosacea on my mons pubis.

The yelling-as-singing trend needs to die a horrible death already. It is painful to listen to and there's no way it's not painful for the singer.

This is not a warm up. No one warms up with the "sing without any sense of tonality whatsoever" technique. She's bad at singing. Her voice is actually interesting and could be trained into something great, but either her people don't give a shit or they've tried and it's been clearly unsuccessful.

OPERA SINGERS FTW

Yeah, this. I have actually been struggling with trying not to get so angry (internally and quietly!) when I don't get my necessary 1+ hour of alone, quiet time.

Especially since I think you're not supposed to drink water while you're doing it? Or so I read.

This is perfect. I was just thinking of joining a hot yoga studio. Instead, I shall return to the couch!

I know someone who got butt implants. She couldn't sit at all for weeks. That tradeoff is not worth it to me.

All I was trying to say is it makes sense, from a financial standpoint, to not want to lend to people who are telling you to your face that they're going on unpaid leave for an indefinite period of time.

I can't get riled up about this. Maybe it's because I don't even have a mortgage, but this seems pretty par for the course. FMLA guarantees that the mother can return to a comparable position upon her return, but I've seen mothers return and get demoted or pushed out. And then there are those who decide they don't…

Publix has some serious cake.