lol

I'm obsessed with their tiny munching mouths.

Yes! You are pre-pregnant! We all are, remember?

I want some pretty bras like in that picture.

Yeah... you declared "THIS IS WHAT BEAUTY IS!" and then went on to bash another woman's looks. It may be your opinion, and that's fine, but Jezebel isn't really a great place to declare your preferences in women's appearance. People get riled up.

Wow, I read "...he had a tattoo of my face on his face". Either way: no.

I'm with you. There is nothing about her that interests me, and I H.A.T.E. "Do What U Want". It's not edgy or cool, it's creepy as fuck.

Whatevs. Every time I've been to a theme park, it's been with other adults and no children. Do it!

Haha! The day I got my period, my mother showed me how to shave. Womanhood = hairlessness

:\ Yikes about boobs and periods being the road to sluthood.

YES. PLEASE WRITE THIS STORY I WILL BUY IT.

That's really interesting - where did you grow up?

This. The very idea is nauseating me.

Yeah. You don't get out of it until your hair is so shiny it can be viewed from over 45 miles away. Sorry.

Joga IS my favorite Bjork song!

This takes me back to high school when my friend Jukey and I would make these hideous inspiration collages full of Tori Amos pictures and Sarah Michelle Gellar quotes.

As someone who has a long mental list of things I'd want to change about my appearance if I could - yes. More of talking about positive attributes, please. THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

I need a more butt-like butt.

What is the definition of "better butt"?

Oh yeah, you're right. Well, in that case, aren't most Instagram photos elaborately edited?