I think he hated them because it made him a Popular Star instead of a Serious Actor.

ME TOO. I love attending weddings! I don't really care about having my own, but I love going to a fancy party with an open bar.

I mean, aren't most Instagram photos elaborately staged? 4 days for Kimye seems about right.

Gross.

You don't have to. With that user name, you're already on the short list.

Absolutely, yes. I want my 70s to involve a lot of sass.

I love this. I am currently accepting roommate applications for 2040.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAH WHAT

But, but, velcro is awesome?

MINUS THE CHEDDAR?! IS THAT A JOKE!?

THANK YOU. I thought I had begun my descent into madness.

Those are beautiful and I would eat the hell out of them. But I don't understand which elements are elevating it to "cake" status. It's a tasteful pile. No shame.

This thread is gold.

Damn, I love ratty housecoats! I bet you are a sight for sore eyes.

Plus someone died doing it!

I guess you shouldn't if you want to avoid pat-downs? That's fine, but I didn't expect to be scolded about it.

Shit. It's too late! I thought the Sag Police were going house-by-house whipping those of us who still owned tank tops.

I'll use this as a writing prompt to complain about the TSA.

I turned 30 and immediately threw out all of my clothes in favor of a snuggie collection.

Yes! I remember this story. Horrifying.