Oh god what is that from?

I agree. Why does it have the same grade as the one with "Now that she's back to her sexy self, Jessica Simpson is ready to complete her fairy-tale family with Eric Johnson and baby number three!"

I guess it is just the "highlights", but yeah, agreed. Weird.

:(

My heart goes out to you. :( I have never had this issue, but maybe I've just desensitized myself over the years.

No! Why?

I've eaten a whole bag of hint-of-lime Tostitos while completely sober. They are always amazing, regardless of what state of mind you're in.

Done.

THIS. Why do we have to be tan? Why are my pale legs considered horrible and unsightly? I have had people tell me that they would rather be sunburned than pale, because at least it's "color". No thank you. I will stay as pale as I damn please and maybe when I'm older I won't look like a leathery sack.

Yet another reason to drape myself in caftans at the beach.

I am honestly baffled by your comment.

Just popping in to say I fucking love "Father Figure". I'm going to go listen to it on repeat for the rest of the day.

This just made me laugh so hard for no reason. Thank you.

I can't imagine crowd surfing to "Jumper".

No. I have never seen a woman crowd surf without having their breasts grabbed by some imbecile. It's shit.

I had no idea they still existed.

I agree SO MUCH about the BLT. What is the point of them? Every single one I have ever tried just tastes like sadness.

I'm not sure it's actively "wanting to look like a slob in front of their professor" as much as it is being tired/busy/poor. Oh and not giving a shit.

Wait, what?

Me too, but didn't she once say something about being able to get more accomplished in the senate? I want her to stay where she thinks she can get the most shit done. She may have since changed her mind about that, I don't know.