I wore sweatpants for my morning classes pretty much every day in college, and so did pretty much everyone else I knew. You might consider college to be a "professional environment" if you work there (and I hope you do, otherwise what the fuck are you doing roaming all over a college campus all day), but the students…

Well, House of Cards is infinitely more interesting to me than a blowjob 14 years ago. So I'm on board.

I. Know.

I mean, I feel like I've seen a million variations on this ad already. Doesn't perfume ALWAYS advertise with naked people?

OMG I SEE CLEAVAGE HOW COULD I POSSIBLY LEARN ANYTHING.

Me too. It's truly horrifying.

Cue me weeping.

I admit to being a scaredy-cat, but that part of the movie was fucking frightening.

What the FUCK.

Yeah, this. Why do I care about his tweets?

WHAT THE FUCK.

I just want to know why Jesus would condone tying an infant to a dress, that's all.

1. A new haircut = now I don't look like a troll

Oooh I've never looked into that! Thank you!

I'm worse at parking in spaces than I am at parallel parking. I don't know how this is possible, but it's true. I have more experience trying to squeeze my car along the sidewalk than I do parking at shopping centers, I guess.

Mirena might work for me. I have had some issue finding a physician willing to give me an IUD because I've never had children. My previous doctor was very IUD-friendly and probably would have given me one if not for the PCOS bit (I think?). But I've moved to a new state since then, so I don't know what my luck would…

Wow. Is it possible for you to find a new doctor? If you're not pregnant or not planning to be soon, I really am at a loss for why he thinks this course of action is appropriate. I don't understand why he thinks it's okay to give priority to a being that doesn't exist.

I don't have much in the way of advice, but I can relate. I too had a gastrointestinal disease in college (only for several months, luckily) and I lost a fair amount of weight. I got lots of compliments and questions about how I did it. I was pretty upfront for awhile ("I haven't digested food in months") and then…

You look gorgeous! I weigh a similar amount and wear a 30E. I have only ever had success finding my size online, and sometimes at Nordstrom if I really luck out (and have cash to burn). I have had a lot of luck with Freya. They make swimwear (and so do a handful of other "bigger bra" companies) but I haven't tried any…

Yeah, all the ones I have tried on look bleh because of the large strip of skin between the top and bottom. I mean I think it's supposed to be there, but on me it looks especially large.