Oh Jesus.

No one died or was injured in the Louisiana churches that burned down, I would still consider those fires a tragedy.

Notre Dame isn’t a motherfucking tragedy. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Also, quit smoking.

Popovich and Steve Kerr are also great on this topic. It’s amazing how bad football is even though the racial league makeup is somewhat similar. And yet, most offensive lines in football are one step removed from a Klan meeting.

I did not know this about the Bosas. Drag him, bruh. Drag him.

My wife and I just hit week 4 with our newborn, and have found that bath times most naturally come after one of us says:

20 seconds in when Giannis gets up to hug the girl, the one cop gets all jittery like he’s going to have to shoot someone.

This one got me. My 10-year-old daughter does stuff like that. She’s always creating little crafts and drawings and letters and giving them to me. I mean, they suck because she’s 10, but I love them so much.

I’m just not sure that there are enough armed cops at that obviously volatile event.

Don’t these people know better than to get on a bus with Keanu Reeves? 

Finding out Keanu Reeves is a genuinely nice guy makes the world seem slightly less shitty.

Jesus, after he tries to kiss her, she tries to walk away while he follows her staring at her ass. That’s next level creeping right there.

She should have activated the Erin Andrews deflection technique:

“I better use Tic-Tac just in case I start kiss her. You know I automatically attract to beautiful—I just start kiss them. It like magnet. Just kiss. I don’t wait even. And when you star, they let you do it. You can do anything.”

I can’t be the only one relieved not to find myself in there.

“And everyone is ready to sell you a sock that reminds you of this particular leg of your trip”

I can guarantee you there’s loads of examples of people that lived how they wanted, eating whatever they wanted, and dying early. There’s probably also loads of examples of people trying to be healthy who end up living long lives. And there’s probably examples of loads of people trying to be healthy but dying early…

Fact: Soda takes years off your life.

>Wish these platforms would get better about ensuring legality of listings.