darleeneisms
darleeneisms
darleeneisms

I’ll answer that with a story from undergrad days. I’m the Yenta in this story.

Here are the things that I’ve done in the past:

She got the recipe from a nice fellow named Jame Gumb, in exchange for a promise to introduce him to Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

Jack Nicholson fell into this queso and came out as the Joker

CREAM OF MUSHROOM SOUP????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whoa, a Bush administration official found a WMD!

That’s straight-up Roger Rabbit Dip.

if we still had an EPA that would be declared a Superfund site

that’s an oaxacan regional variant called quesohellno.

We had plenty of food, the mortgage was paid

I’m a girl, so all my life I have been told that my clothing sends messages to other people. If I wear a skirt that is a little too short or a shirt that shows a little too much cleavage, I am apparently communicating that I consent to being groped or worse.

On a very minor side note, they’ve ruined red baseball caps. I looked good in my red baseball cap; now it just sits there, wondering what it’s done wrong and why we never hang out anymore.

They know exactly what it means, and they attempt to gaslight everyone (because they are stupid enough to think it works).

I am always curious what these people think wearing a MAGA hat says to the rest of the world.

If that’s his regular smile, he’s got smiling douche face.

Yup. As soon as these shits started getting painted as victimized angels, I started shouting that they were assholes in MAGA hats bused in from a boys school to protest women’s reproductive rights. Even if the black men and the native protesters started shouting at them, they deserved it.

Fuck that smirking little maggot-ass whiteboy.

If that picture isn’t a perfect distillation of 400 plus years of white colonialism, I don’t know what is.

What you see here hinges on whether you believe that “Make America Great Again” is a dog whistle meant to unite racists, misogynists, and homophobes under one umbrella, or you’re delusional and don’t care about people who aren’t white men.

The only person who saw all this coming was Tony Romo.