Cheer up. You probably always make the short list.

If you have clothing and housewares to donate, please consider finding a domestic violence shelter in your area.  They are chronically short of supplies to support victims.

“I didn’t want to see this woman arrested.”

So are these technically “Dirty Sanchez” texts?

I’m with Bezos on this one. I think it’s sweet, it expresses deep passion and emotion and isn’t really about sex, it is about love. He’s offering to caress her and stare deeply into her eyes. I mean, he is married so that part is gross, but you’re not criticizing that. You are conflating romantic texts with sexts an…

The lack of looking at gender differences here is a big miss, in my opinion; at least from the U.S. perspective, which is all I can represent. I would say that, generally speaking, women could benefit from apologizing less and men could benefit from apologizing more. Consequently, we would all benefit. I’m a man, just…

“nero scientist”

Pointless and meaningless, like everything Biff does.

We’ve seen this script before.

*shrugs* I still think more money would be made by closing loop holes and making the tippy-top pay their fair share.

If that tiny minority is negatively affecting everyone else by sucking up and hoarding all the money while buying off politicians to break down rights the rest of us have spent decades trying to earn then I see no issue with it. 

First, it doesn’t ‘hose’ anyone. It’s called ‘paying your fair share’. You pay more because you have more. Don’t want to pay more? Give it all away! Or, work for less. Problem solved.

As a high-earning wage slave who has almost always voted Republican, i’m all for it.

Honestly this policy is a no-brainer. It impacts so few voters yet brings in millions of dollars. The only reason it doesn’t get traction with voters is that we Americans are easily confused by percentages (which, ironically, we could correct in future generations with the additional monies).

It’s hard to be obese when you can’t feed yourself for a decade. Unless the staff was force feeding her like a goose, as well as raping her.

Here is hoping that this ass hole gets everything he is due.

“...none of the staff at the Hacienda HealthCare facility knew the patient was pregnant until she went into labor and began moaning.”

Oh my god. This immediately brought to mind the scene in Kill Bill where the hospital attendant had been assaulting her while she was in her coma and just jesus fucking christ. This poor woman.

Not just the bank. He needs to sue the city’s overzealous police force as well. Why was “cuffing and stuffing” him necessary prior to verifying the attempted transaction was illegitimate? The bank had him on camera and, most likely, his residential address on at least one of his ID’s, so if the check was fake they…

Ionno how it is in Cleveland, and I joined Los Angeles Federal Credit Union, and it’s perfect. I’ve had nothing but bad from B of A, Wells Fargo, Comerica, and probably some more. Wells Fargo fucked up, bc they didn’t know my buddy’s daughter’s mother was a branch manager, she cleared up a bunch of fraudulent fees and…