darleeneisms
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darleeneisms

“a black mother whose child forgot to take the chicken out of the freezer”

Do you have the website you went to for the 3 pages of other more frequent people search sites? I am going through all of mine now to delete records. Thanks for the info on LexisNexis!

trumps going to disown Eric, adopt Stephen, marry Ivanka, kill Jared and fuck Bannon.

After that.....this happened.

I like how all the wipers are in the air like the cars just gave up and surrendered to the onslaught of ice.

You’re mixing up 2012 with The Day After Tomorrow.

Pretty sure we’ve seen how this nightmare ends:

It’s gotten so that anytime I see an actress that falls into the category of “What ever happened to her?” I wonder if Harvey happened.

True Jalops heat their water on a fire pit and wash their cars outside during winter.

“You can’t help the poor and be poor, it makes no sense.”

“You can’t do good and be poor at the same time,” Millender testified. “You can’t help the poor and be poor, it makes no sense.”

Despise all these prosperity gospel types. THIS IS LITERALLY EVERYTHING JESUS WAS AGAINST, YOU FUCKS.

True story. I live in NYC. It snowed last weekend. The kid played in the snow and we all had fun and afterwards I said, I’m gonna make some hot chocolate!

“Hey, what should we call our artisanal marshmallows that have been crafted with cane sugar and cage-free egg whites? How about FLOATERS? Nothing says Christmas like a big, hot, chocolatey floater! Does that work for everyone? Why is Ned laughing?”

I can’t get over the idea that they sell marshmallows for more than a dollar EACH. If they want to sell “floaters” how about dark chocolate ones that come in rounded clumps. Put them in people’s drinks and see if anyone will touch them.

My 86-year old Jewish mother would beat me with her cane if she saw “Latke Starter” in my kitchen.

Oh, I don’t know. The monogrammed glasses aren’t that bad for 11 bucks. Most glasses have a decorative element to them - the way they’re cut, etchings and writing on them, etc. An initial isnt a big deal. You want dumb monogrammed shit, try this...

I need to understand why the Dark Chocolate gotta be naughty?