darleeneisms
darleeneisms
darleeneisms

I’m not racist. I have white friends. Namaste!

Don’t bet on that.

I’m getting to be an old, and I remember 2004, which was when the economy was starting to show signs of trouble, but we just kept chugging merrily on, buying houses with mortgages that were insane, borrowing to buy Hummers, and signing up for piles of student loan debt, possibly from your local ITT technical college,

In the next few years, we’re either going to have an economic recession (like we do roughly once every ten years), or Trump (‘s advisors) will decide that the best way to forego/delay/avoid a recession is wartime spending (see: 2001), and we’ll get an actual war started.

Pretty much every woman has laughed off shit because it felt like the only option at the time. This has worked out really well for sleazy men for a long time while making this issue invisible to many genuine good guys.

Funny how so many apologists keep parroting on about “why didn’t these women say anything sooner?”, and apart from the fact that there are a million valid reasons that most victims don’t come forward at the time, there’s also the fact that actually a lot of them did and were utterly ignored because no one gave a shit

Shout-out to Ann Curry!!! I hope you are celebrating wherever you are, hon.

That just makes her Chloe IRL which is good

I rewatched Don’t Trust the B recently and I was struck by Ritter’s absolute genius for comic timing. I like JJ all right but why is she not staring in every other comedy film released is beyond me. She appears to be a great talent. Good for her.

At least she’s not too young. What I really, REALLY hate is when they have some smug little bastard who’s still in school, or barely out, and they’re making a ton of money after “inventing their own job.”

Anything in a military office:
“Since the VP’s such a VIP, shouldn’t we keep the PC on the QT, because if the VC find out, he could end up MIA and we’d all be put on KP.”

Holy Christ you people have it easy. None of this means anything, it’s just palaver.

Look, I get where you’re coming from. But cutting all these buzzwords from our lexicon is too big an ask. It doesn’t pass the laugh or smell tests.

“Socialize” to mean “tell people”.

“Inbox me.”

I hate the term “ask” as a noun. “My ask of you is...”

I have to run this up the flagpole. I’ll ping you later to loop you in on the results. Don’t worry, it’s always in my radar. I’ll make sure I’ll bring something to the table.

They did! Shellfish and hella sea-birds.