Not all journalists are white.

I like when he calls journalists the “worst people on the planet.” The worst. In the same speech he talks about ISIS beheadings.

A-freaking-men!

Klassy.

A man at a Trump rally in Minneapolis this weekend sparked outrage after a Reuters photographer spotted him wearing a shirt that read, “Rope. Tree. Journalist. Some assembly required.”

There are many reasons why the tired “they’re both terrible choices” thing is so fucking ridiculous but this is a really big fucking one of them. And you’re right that it isn’t something that will be solved by him losing the presidency either. It’s terrifying to think that after all of this awfulness we’ve endured…

He really is. He even makes me like Michael (I mean, I like Michael just fine, now. But BEFORE.) because if Rogelio likes someone, then I like them! Which is why I like Rogelio the most, because there is no one Rogelio loves more than Rogelio.

Such class. Like pus oozing from a broken blister.

Rogelio and Petra’s business shorts are my favorite parts of JtV. Everything else is also good! But those two are my fave.

I’m going to sound like one of those feminists without a sense of humor in 3, 2, 1....

Of course she watches Parks & Rec.

So basically, Hillary is like any other Boomer Mom: she likes to have lots of cups around, and she has to ask what time the shows she likes to watch come on. (Mom, the EPG IS ON THE SCREEN! THE SCROLLING DOES NOT GIVE YOU A HEADACHE!)

I understand that interviewers have to give her her say but she really needs to be leveled. Her soul is as black as the pot and the kettle. And a woman who refers to another woman as “that woman” is missing something basic in the way of introspection.

Awwwww she likes Parks and Rec! That’s endearing.

LOL

This news definitely helped me to relax a bit.

I think he’s out of a job November 9. My bet, Loretta Lynch will be the one to pressure him into resigning.

Comey couldn’t wait EIGHT DAYS to complete an ongoing investigation, as per protocol, to mention the fucking emails?! You know, show some restraint, like he has about ongoing investigations into Trump dealings?! What a bag of cocks. He better be drafting a resignation letter now, he’s out of a job Jan. 21.

The fact that Hillary is leading in a number of states thanks to early voting is helping me breath a little more easily going into Tuesday.