Kaluha and hot chocolate sounds dreamy!

If I could pay for a “beverage consultant” I would hire you on the spot.

Nah, he’s just going to start a trade war with China that will have disastrous consequences for the US economy and drive unemployment through the roof (which he will then claim is the fault of the global banking syndicate, not his own dumbass policies, and his supporters will believe him).

Yes, but you wouldn’t get it.

SHHHHH....logic and The American Dream have no place here.

I’m going to be such a great car wreck that no one will survive it.

So he thinks Hillary will be disastrous for our country because she supports...immigration? Hmm, wasn’t the US built on immigration?

Trump is like a sad cheeto, stinky and flaccid, Hillary is the woman we need, as trustworthy as a cup of Abuelita.

Has there ever been a good analogy/metaphor that was defended by “I knew you wouldn’t get it”?

Let me tell you . . .

Never tweet.

If it helps, I love you babe. stay tough. At the bar wearing my pride.

Oh it was swift, harsh and fairly permanent. They were quite literally at the top of the world and then their fans were getting out steamrollers to crush piles of their albums.

Same here. work is going well but I have never felt so sick, so terrified, and so heartbroken as to the state of our country. even if Trump loses his supporters will not go away, in fact they will only get worse. what happened to us?

Exactly. I divorced a man that I found out had been going on Craigslist having sex with strangers—both men and women—for our entire marriage. I had no idea at all. Not even an inkling. I definitely didn’t know he was bisexual, and I didn’t know he was cheating on me. I told someone about it once and they refused to…

It was the most perfect troll I’ve seen in years. She’s basically saying that not only is she going to bring her “controversial” - because she’s not typically “country” - self to and grace the show with her presence, but she ain’t coming unless her girls are coming. And who are they? The fucking Dixie Chicks.

And Buffy fans since he appeared in the beginning of season 1.

yes really

Their heads are exploding on the CMA FB page.

By the same token