Too bad Christine O’Donnell gave up being a witch for being a Tea Party Hatriot.

Bathrobes are not a scam! They are so cozy and warm, which is great if you are waiting for your UberEats outside, or staying home sick, or just trying to summon up the willpower to leave your nice, warm bed for the sad, chilly realities of your basement apartment.

This also reminds me of when people blame her and Obama for pulling out of Iraq even though Bush signed the status of forces agreement which set a timeline for the pullout. I got into an argument about it once and the person basically said Obama should have somehow not followed the agreement made with a sovereign…

WITCHES GET STUFF DONE.

Someone needs to kick Siri off her high horse.

Siri can be quite sassy. I once asked her if I could change her name to something more memorable:

Same reason she didn’t single-handedly change the tax code as a junior senator, I guess.

I don’t understand how all of these people are making death threats against a Presidential candidate with impunity.

I was also sick in bed when I read the original Barbara Bush post which led to pretty crazy hallucinations/dreams of making out with an ex while BB looked at us disapprovingly while crouched on top of my armoire.

Yeah I hope so.

During the Town Hall debate I half expected Trump to explode physically at Hillary as he was stalking her. It made me wonder whether her Secret Service protectors would then wrestle Trump to the ground and whether his own agents would then have to fight Hillary’s agents for attacking their charge.

So he doesn’t want her to die. He just wants her to be punished for treason by being shot until she is no longer living. But. He doesn’t want her to die. Those are different things, you see.

I’ve called it the Super Bowl several times and then corrected myself.

No. It just means those are the projections based on past teams down x games and past candidates down x points in the polls. Usually the team down 3-1 doesn’t come back. Just because it happened doesn’t mean that people should start expecting it to happen.

Lmao, I am always tickled at these things but I still ascribe to superstitions for sports.

YES

Witches get shit done!

“GO SPORTZBALL AND KICK A HOME RUN BASKET!!!”

I always enjoy seeing politicians break out of the focus-group tested facade and enjoy themselves for a bit.

Because an adult took her there.