There was a brief moment when he was walking up behind her that I thought he was going to throttle her.

I think I’m more nervous for this one. Hillary is so far ahead in the polls, she can only go down.

Bill Clinton’s supposed illegitimate love child is slated to give a press conference. What in the holy fuck?

I’m more curious than anyone else. Trump threw everything he had at Hillary in the last debate, including accusations of criminality and threats to lock her up. What could he do to top that? Physical violence? Gender slurs?

Have you been watchingher on the Halloween Baking Championship? she is the best judge and 100% commits to the costumes. Unlike CARLA HALL who basically dresses liek a sexy version of whatever each week.

and semi homemade sandra lee wore ONE SHOT OF VODKA

• John “loves to have sex wearing his pilot outfit with Kelly dressed as a stewardess.”

Kate Mckinnon is a Goddess! She can do no wrong.

I laughed way too hard at that sketch.

Poor Kellyanne! Y’all have seen this, right? More and more, I realize this is really her life.

Same.

Never thought I would refer to his picture as beautiful, but this is beautiful.

She’s had a rough few weeks, and by god, her body isn’t letting her hide it.

No problem

... I guess I should feel offended, but I feel nothing but exhaustion and a hollow, dried up feeling. Like I’m a zombie just waiting until November 8th to cast my ballot and then shuffle on out of this detested earth.  

SAME! Thank you.

Seems it’d be a shame to waste them on toast

“it does send a message that many Americans believe the system is hopelessly broken”

I’ve heard all the arguments and pleas to vote for the lesser of two evils. No thank you.

If any third-party supporters are against this, Samantha Bee has an address she’d like you to send her angry petitions to: