His only defensive position is to dabble with dictatorship speech when he’s attacked. He wrenches it up higher every time. If a pic of him wiggling his dick goes public he’ll say America needs to kill all the Jews on Earth.

One effect of this election is that I now have a very weird bedtime story to teach my daughter the importance of doing her homework.

I feel like she must have prepared for it, because it was too perfect. As soon as the question was asked my cerebral cortex basically shut down as I tried to process the concept of admiring Trump for anything.

I would have thought “oppo research” on him was basically every public statement he ever made. I was wrong. That it took a secret recording of him actually saying the word “pussy” to bring him down is, frankly, kind of shameful.

Losing isn’t enough. It needs to be a landslide. We need to absolutely crush this piece of shit in a landslide and embarrass him.

I made it to 43 seconds.

Take the kid. It’s really important that they see our system in action. We brought our twins just about every time. This is their first year to vote and they can’t wait.

I don’t even want to know what he’s got cooked up for the third act. Whatever it is, she’ll handle it with more grace and poise than I’d be able to muster.

more of a granddad

Ellie, who is this person? Is he your Dad?

rude.

My knees are so fucked up that’s it’s painful to kneel even on the bed or a pillow. Crawling is not an option

It took me a minute or two to even remember who this was. I don’t think I was ever aware he’d made the metric system a major part of his platform.

HAH! I missed that. Amazing. Thank you. Again, not an expert, but I agree with you.

mmmmmmmm...I didn’t get my dose of victim-blaming today, so thanks

cheap sick fuck

Q: is 2016 the worst?

Also this:

What did the guy who got kicked out do?

Love how the creep points out “they have no witnesses”. CREEPER mcCreeps.