“I knew that with Hillary, there would definitely be no hope for the unborn,” she explained. “But with him, I was very hopeful.” I’m so sick of these idiots.

You’re going to have the best science, believe me. You’ll get so bored of it, the science, which is gonna be so good. You will seee. Just watch.

“I’m going to protect all of the science,”

Anyway, we know where this is going: Someone is going to have to lure Donald Trump out of Trump Tower with a six-foot portrait of himself and force him to be president.

I don’t think someone laughing at you for the fact you attend Arizona State really qualifies as a racial slur.

We are all gonna die :(

This is like watching a bunch of Trump voters cheering when Obamacare is repealed, only to find out that Obamacare and the ACA (which they rely on for their diabetes medication) were the same thing.

The death of American liberalism, in a classical norms-and-institutions sense- the lack of anyone who is both willing and able to advocate clearly and intelligently for classical liberal republican ideals - has to be one of the most remarkable and unremarked trends in American politics. These are and have been…

Dude, it’s called the “Women’s March on Washington.” I didn’t even know men were invited. I hadn’t checked the Facebook group. I’m supportive of women’s issues, but I’m also aware that men getting involved with women’s groups, without being explicitly invited, is often seen (justifiably) as butting in.

“inciting people’s worst instincts.”

I’m sure we will hear a similar tear-jerker when the next FLOTUS gives her farewell speech...

So much for the party of state’s rights and small government! I hate these people so much. I’m so scared of the next four years. I have no idea how/if we’re going to make it.

The Travolta is begging to meet the Draymond Green foot

Well, this actually wasn’t his fault. There was a bad foul call that he rightfully disagreed with, and he walked away fast. Like, that’s what he did, he walked away fast. In terms of expressing disagreement with a call, that seems pretty tame. How do you express disagreement with a call in a way that doesn’t show…

“Today, a woman named Alana Hope Levinson, a “journalist” with around 30 readers, decided it was time for her to voice her concern that people are “ruining her experiences” without consultation from the rest of the internet (it wasn’t time and will never be time)“

FTFY

Sorry Alana, but you don’t have any more of a right…

One of the few courts where being white is a disadvantage.

Although I don’t have a medical degree and am a man, I’ve decided to pursue a head OB/GYN role since I spent the most formative parts of my life in utero. You’re an inspiration to us all, Dr. Carson.

It’d be cool if Trump himself knew what he was going to say or do before he said or did it.

Is there a name for a reverse Electra complex?

But not really;