“Game over, man!” is his most famous line/delivery from Aliens (and deservedly so), but my favorite Paxton line from that movie is when Ripley is yelling at him about how “this little girl survived longer than that by herself!” and he just goes “Well why don’t you put her in charge?!”

RIP. 61 is way too fucking young…

Is this less embarrassing or more embarrassing than Jay Bilas tweeting rap lyrics every day?

“Used to living in downtown Austin, Christina wants to embrace the city life and similar eclectic vibe in Reykjavik.”

Yeah but Dick Cheney has never lived in Iceland, so that’s HUGE factor in choosing it over Wyoming.

I love the idea that if we tax billionaires we will lose their largesse. We would cut off the pearls that dribble from their lips down upon us mere mortals. Wither the art museums? Wither the ice rinks?

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

Leave Betsy DuVos alone.

Like you said, you’re not American.

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

I, for one, do not welcome our new overlords.

And instead of just skipping the article you immediately knew was not sports-related, you felt obligated to not only click on it but scroll down to the comments and post a response to it.

Get ready to experience being the coastal elites, Indiana.

C’mon Lindsay Graham and John McCain....you fuckers sure talk a lot for doing absolutely nothing of value.

Goddam. This lady has all the balls in Washington.

Seriously. I’m assuming that I’ll be setting aside at least one day each weekend for protests, and considering if I want to travel down to DC from Boston for marches several weekends in a row.

Then you are not as liberal as they come. You’re not that liberal at all, actually.

How hard is it to sneak into Canada?