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“Bush doesn’t care about black people.” -Kanye West, 2005.

walk.

Here’s the thing though. Democrats did. I reposted this all over the place today, but it bears repeating.

I can’t believe this is happening. I can’t believe this is happening. I can’t believe this is happening. That loop has been playing in my head all day.

No one hates the Cubs more than I do, but christ, just let them have their fun for another day before going on seemingly pointless rants about how they may or may not end up like Boston fans. As Barry said, they get until their parade and then they can go fuck themselves (paraphrasing).

Agreed. This is what I’m picturing.

That is far too simplistic.

But we don’t talk about it at the debates, largely because discussions about climate change are only conceptually scary and boring as hell.

The CDC is rigged. Statisticians are part of the mathematical elite.

This is a rare, unusually clean picture. Extra cars are typically parked at a side angle to fit more in, especially during the winter time. There are multiple pickup trucks parked on the street as storage and occasional use.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

I have the same gait when I have to poop.

That’s certainly one way to keep the pack a safe distance behind you.

I’d almost have more respect for the racist crowd if they’d just own the fact that they’re racist. Instead, they want to “pussy” out, to channel Clint, and pretend that what they’re doing and saying isn’t wrong.

This is beautifully written, and I’m so glad you responded with this:

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

This piece was pretty annoying. I’m a female and I enjoyed the episode, as well as the previous two. Please don’t use Jezebel as a podium to whine about things you don’t understand due to lack of interest. My unsolicited advice: If you don’t care, don’t write about it.

If only there was some kind of convenient bed Murphy could have used.

Yeah, I’m not going to be so quick to write off a 73 win team that very well may have won the Finals in 5 if Draymond Green didn’t have some weird predilection for the dick punch, and lost a Game 7 that could have gone either way, as having been “figured out.” Westbrook and Durant gave them trouble because that is