I can’t take credit for this, Matt Ufford on twitter can. I’m stupid and can’t link tweets.

This is insulting to children and babies.

And basketball players could just lay it up instead of dunking. And America could have just virtually exterminated Native Americans without treaties instead of adding the treaties. I could just cry myself to sleep on the toilet instead of also masturbating.

Looks like a scissor kick to me....

Well we get annoyed when stuff sets itself to English (US) so this is revenge :P

Just a heads up if you’re ever trying to connect your RPi3 to your wifi, and your network password has special characters, verify what keyboard layout that it’s set to (e.g. U.S. or U.K.), and you can potentially save yourself a lot of headache. Ask me because I know. :)

The sound of a solid hit with a cricket bat is pretty nice. It’s more mellow than the crack of a baseball bat, but a lot richer

Considering Tuesdays’ affinity for tacos, it was only a matter of time.

Um... so this is like 75% of the way to an erotic fan fiction.

I get so angry watching and listening to him, and Mike Pence and Paul Ryan smugly nodding behind him...I was forced to drink a bottle of wine to calm down after I switched the channel ten minutes into it.

With a new host ?

CNN praising last night’s speech

Guys, i’m starting to think that electing a reality TV star with 5 military deferments to command one of the world’s largest armed forces may not have been the best idea.

Kellyanne Conway confirmed that Trump is a great golfer. In fact, she referred to his last win as The Putting Green Masacre.

Who is the kid? And can he do every interview from now on?

When I feel a rage strok coming on I like to listen to ‘Aenima’ by Tool. The lyrics are perfect for the moment:

“Some say the end is near; Some say we’ll see Armageddon soon; I certainly hope we will; I sure could use a vacation from this Bullshit, three ring circus sideshow of stupid shit; One great big festering neon…

You made it further in than I did.

Yes, they all happened. I’m still trying to figure out WTF I just watched.

We’d deport her but then there’d be a bridge without its troll.

0 days without an ethics violation.