Both last night and tonight, the mister has asked to have “comfort sex.” Dude. No.

This makes me sad because anyone who is being this measured would probably make a great parent. Yet I completely understand where she is coming from. This election is going to have repercussions that we can’t even begin to imagine.

My husband has offered repeatedly to get one, alas that it will not help my debilitating menstrual cramps so I am stuck with the pill anyway.

I second this motion but not for the kids who didn’t do anything to deserve shitty parents but if a single one of their goddamn mistresses shows up looking for ANY services they can go right to hell.

That’s kind of the point, though. He really only cares about his popularity and the adulation that comes with it. So if maintaining it requires a shift in ideology, even on something like abortion, he’ll do it.

I think that any other country in the world where abortion is illegal should have the names and pictures of the families of Republican Congressmen and women in their hospitals and clinics, because if one of them or a member of their family comes in for birth control or an abortion after it becomes illegal here, they…

Chuck Fucking Schumer better make it his number 1 fucking priority to stop everything.

And for the male readers out there… if you really know you don’t want children, now is an excellent time to consider a vasectomy.

Mike Pence has a pretty good birth control plan, which is looking like Mike Pence. Do you really need an IUD near term after seeing that header?

I’d like a chrome extension that changed ever “Trump” into “this fucking guy.”

Dream on. I guess it’s just a coincidence that every president has been male. I’m not trying to convince you because I understand that deliberate obtuseness is not curable.

Then it better be the finest fucking bridge around, because I don’t believe he ever paid for an abortion. Now, forcing a mistress to pay for her own abortion...

Did you see that John Oliver segment about segregation with the unknowingly racist little kids?

When this whole fucking thing started I kept saying, “I hope so much that I’m wrong, but I just do not think America is remotely ready to elect a female president.” Yesterday showed me that I was even more right than I realized.

Guess this finally answers the question “is America more racist, or sexist?”

My father voted Trump and my brother voted Johnson. I am seriously considering skipping out on holidays this year or possibly for the next 4+ years. At this point I don’t think I can even look them in the eye.

No. No. No. No accepting. I refuse. 2018 is still a thing, and we need our party leaders to wake up and start the ground work NOW. Because fuck this nonsense.

My dumbass cousin voted for Gary Johnson in OHIO and then posted on Instagram this morning hysterical about how the country could elect Trump.

I’m dismissing you because that’s what you’re worth with your shitty trolling. But I will say, I am dealing with it. This is the world now. I accept it. It doesn’t mean, however that I am required to like it

Fuck people who stayed home, wrote in Bernie, or left the President choice blank (My Father.) even more.