Is it bad that I cannot wait for all of these old, backwards thinking Republican men to die off..

This. I was thinking the same thing. Children wouldn’t even be affected — unless protesters were present.

like if i stretch my brain a lot i can *almost* see where the stream of thought comes from on the medical cannabis zoning, because “war on drugs” and bullshit. but like...its not like kids are going to pick up a baggie of abortion on the street outside the clinic....you know?

i don’t understand the public school law...like, do they think the doctors are gonna get confused and try to abort a kindergartner?!?!

I love it when the courts perform late term abortions on laws that clearly pose a danger the lives of mothers everywhere.

I would take you up on that but I have to keep my nose clean.... I’m on trial for ripping that tag off of my new mattress.

I’ve been in that state all day! Between Johnson tantruming about his polling numbers vs the fact that he knows nothing , and Trump wanting to throw out democracy because he knows he’s going to be slaughtered, and these fucking terrorists getting acquitted. . . . I’m spittin’ bullets . So many goddamn little whiny…

Wow. If this isn’t one of the best illustrations of white privilege, I don’t know what is. Cases like this are why I’m beyond done with white people who lecture black people about our “culture” or about how we need to “just listen to police officers” and “stop breaking the law.” FUCK people who say that when shit…

Ummm...wait...they did take over a chunk of federal land...with guns. They were on the TV doing it. Rather braggadocious about it, if memory serves. Right?

I used to work for a dental office and we gave out toothbrushes (and candy) in the local Halloween parade. The toothbrushes were a surprising hit, parents were thrilled. But that might be because it’s an area with a lot of low income families who might not spend the $1 to replace a kid’s toothbrush as often as they…

Poisoned candy/tylenol kills innocent people = a permanently changed nation

“Halloween is a horror and it shouldn’t be a horror,”

One of my dogs I sometimes worry about. The other is too stupidly persistent to die.

My childhood dog died a year and a half ago, and I’m still sad about it.

Poor puppy.

But on the bright side, at least he gave us sports and, uh...sports to distract us from the sex and love and intimacy and basic human partnership we don’t ever get to experience!

Rose’s submarine needs way more screen time.

Rose’s submarine is my favorite character.

My friend and I were watching and simul-texting and then the narrator was just like “she had an abortion” and it was nbd, we were both texting like !!!!!!!!! because it was so great.

I also loved that it wasn’t mentioned until 2 weeks after the actual abortion happened and even then only in the context of a mysterious medical bill. No need to show Xo angsting over it or being dramatic in any way. It happened at some point and she moved on.