Aren’t most wars started because grown men don’t want to share? I suspect that government officials should have to retake kindergarten before they are allowed to take office.

Meh. Since I have no children (except my 34-year-old daughter, Arlene Nessy Roberts...a Cabbage Patch Doll), and definitely won’t have any grandchildren, I’mma be evil and say I don’t care.

For a while now (since Katrina when we couldn’t meet the basic needs of our own citizens in an emergency) I have been afraid that the US was becoming a third world country. Child soldiers and a coup would pretty much seal the deal.

Whats Seth Meyers doing there?

...so what he’s saying is that his side is so dramatically unhinged that instead of being able to occasionally co-operate with people that might not agree with them, they will see a reasonable alternative in armed rebellion?

Has any one of these yokels ever read the Constitution? Shouldn't that be required to hold office? The person who gets the most electoral votes becomes the President. Being duly elected does not make the President a dictator. Stop running around screaming about tyranny and shooting people, you sound like John Wilkes…

Sing a song of Mike Pence
A pocket full of lies
Four-and-twenty half-truths baked into a pie

Stephen has the pool boy really converted. Stephen is constantly calling on God while the pool boy kneels and prays.

Did you hear how much of a mentor Stephen’s become to the pool boy? The hours they spend together in his study!

I assume the full text of that pamphlet was, “two kids, a wife, a church group, and a Grindr account.”

That's so Stephen it's not even funny. He was always so wishy washy.

Bingo. And in all those before/after pics the big difference is that her hair is now longer and it was (despite all the reddit meteorologists) kinda humid yesterday in NYC, so her hair is a little lank. These are probably the same guys who are sure that pic of monochrome makeup Taylor Swift is “no makeup”. It makes me…

Exactly - “I went to go see a doctor for a cough and allergy symptoms and she diagnosed me with X.” seems like a pretty normal timeline for me.

HRC is a compulsive liar.

Well, on Sept. 6th she said allergies. On Sept. 9th she got diagnosed with pneumonia. I’ve had pneumonia a bunch of times, and almost every time I thought it was something else until I went to the doctor.

Exactly. It’s the same person you basketful of assholes, but without a bullet proof vest under her clothes, which she has to wear because you fuckers are insane!

Almost four terms.

Men who look like they’re days away from a massive coronary should really shut the hell up.

Why, it’s almost as if people look different when they’re feeling poorly!

I’d rather have a president with physical ailments than a president who is mentally unhinged and cannot form a coherent sentence. Not to mention Trump doesn’t look so physically healthy himself. He should lay off the KFC.