Being trans is not a fetish. Saying something like that, even if you're only discussing one distasteful celebrity, just provides fuel for those who see trans people as deviant. It gives them license to keep passing laws that harm the everyday normal non-Caitlyn Jenners and to keep committing hate crimes. That is why…

What if a rock wants to play?

He dictated it to Hillary, obviously.

If you had a naked mole rat wearing a bad toupee, maybe.

It sounds like they're just putting At Midnight in that timeslot until they find something else to replace the Nightly Show, so at least it's not a permanent thing.

You officially win this conversation.

I definitely agree that it’s the “bigger prize” wording that’s the main problem. Obviously talking about one Olympian proposing to another is going to get attention and bring in more readers/viewers. I have no problem with that. But there doesn’t have to be a ranking of which “prize” is better.

What?! They definitely said he was a cat when I got him.

Black, white, and brown. I am clearly the least racist pet owner.

He has given money to Clinton campaigns in the past. No idea if the conspiracy theory has any merit.

Yes, but I like hippos.

People choose to buy guns. They don't choose their race or gender, and in cases where you're born into a religion they often don't choose that as well.

Well, sometimes the fiancé you take all those engagement photos with doesn't turn out so well...

Just drop the babies off at his place.

So THAT's why!

I find it kind of weird that he even got involved. It would be one thing if male students were protesting, but why does this matter to a professor?

Don't you hate when people go around saying "whom" and forcing you to have that conversation with your kids? Can't we just pretend it doesn't exist?

Since you didn't use the word "yuge" anywhere in there, I'm going to have to deduct a point.

Your baby is very wise.

#NotAllSlaveholders