Your baby is very wise.

#NotAllSlaveholders

You win the internet for today.

I’m 29. I’m also realistic, so I’ve supported Clinton from the beginning. Sanders certainly has admirable ideas, but he never explained how he was going to achieve them. Clinton understands that compromise, while not very sexy, is necessary in a country as divided as this one.

Remember back when he hated Fox for being so unfair to him?

Or maybe somebody else saw it happen and told her later. Between the trauma and the drugs/alcohol, it's quite possible that she got the details confused.

In the meantime, can they legalize punching anyone who does this in the face?

Did you have to?

They also provide a ton of other things that would fall under the category of totally uncontroversial healthcare.

Close, but it needs sleeves.

It would actually be amazing if reporters showed up in that.

Pure poetry.

Not explicitly.

Trump doesn't read, so why should he think we do?

People who privately hire live-in nannies etc. also aren’t being held accountable to anyone. And you have a lot more control over someone who lives with you than someone who goes home at the end of the day and can, if they want, just never come back.

But if you're rich enough, you can buy a bigger needle!

How did anyone possibly think this was a good idea? I could see having the guy do community service of some sort as (still pretty inadequate) penance, but why would they continually send this guy to her room? It endangers her in addition to making her uncomfortable.

As a lesbian who doesn't eat ham, I am SO confused.

I definitely understand what you mean. But at this point, BLM has been a thing for almost two years. People have discussed what the movement means and why ALM is offensive for two straight years. We've been paying attention to these awful police shootings for two years. It was one thing to have no idea what was going…

Just place a gym at every polling place in November and see what happens.