I can tell you who my favorite GI Joe isn't: goddamn Shipwreck! That sailor jerkwad was in the ONE episode of the cartoon that the local station felt the need to CONSTANTLY replay... the one where he has amnesia. My god, it was like the didn't know there was other episodes because they showed that damned thing every…

Words cannot truly express how disappointed I was that The Rock didn't rhyme all his lines in GI Joe: Retaliation. I cannot help but think that the world missed out on something truly amazing there.

I was always more partial to his Arashikage brother Storm Shadow. I think it was mostly because I kept thinking you had to be an absolute badass to be a ninja wearing a white outfit. Plus: he was pretty kickass in the comic book.

I'm not really sure I want to hear the tales told by a parrot who hands around with a sailor. I suspect it'd be something like a really trashy Harlequin romance novel, and that is unacceptable coming from a parrot.

While most of his Deadpool stuff is pretty cringe worthy, Way has done a few good things with the character. His arc with Bullseye during Dark Reign was great, and he had a X-Men story that was pretty good too. Thankfully, it seems like for the game we got the good Daniel Way and not the other, more prevalent,…

Oh yes, it's very much canon. And if you think that sentence is confusing, you should see the whole story behind it. Cable wins the prize for most convoluted back story hands down. There used to be an infographic about it that would need someone from Mensa to actually figure out, but here's this handy reference…

Oh wow, Psygnosis. That brings back some memories. First time I ever played one of their games was the Genesis port of Shadow of the Beast. People think Dark Souls is hard, they should try playing that. It's difficulty was legendary due to having to tweak it for the NTSC port. Years later, I finally got a chance…

I'll never forgive EA for destroying Bullfrog and Origin. They were some of my favorite studios, producing so many games I played to death back in the day. On a similar note, I'll never forgive Activision for killing Sierra, or Ubisoft for putting the final nails in the coffin of SSI, though they both took long hard…

Doom asked for roast pheasant, not stuff quail! Curse you Richards!

He's the Doom from the Ultimate universe... and he kind of sucks if I remember right. Been awhile since I read those, but I'm pretty sure I hated that universe's take on him.

Doom is without a doubt my favorite Marvel villain just because he's so multi-faceted. Taken at face value, he's a megalomaniac dictator in power armor which is more than fine for an A-list villain. However, the fact that so many people have been able to put so many other character aspects in to him makes him so…

And this is why I love Darkseid: something like this might be out of character for other big villains, but for him it totally fits.

Hey, Micromasters were better than Action Masters! At least they could still transform and weren't just kind of crappy action figures. Plus, the Micromasters had that awesome space shuttle base thing I remember coveting as a kid and never getting, just like that stupid GI Joe space shuttle. *grumble*

Hot Rod's pretty bad too, and I'm pretty sure that's been used as a porn name before. Or at least if it hasn't I'm really disappointed.

I would love a Transformers beat'em up, like the old TMNT or X-Men arcade games. Give like 6 playable characters, with more unlockable even if they're just basically re-skins of other characters, and I'd be in. Set in on Cybertron, or have them fighting through Earth cities (appropriately scaled, of course). You…

He can't deal with that right now!

Damn it, now I've got the FedNet March stuck in my head. Not cool, man, not cool. =)

They do have the Call of Duty series. No matter how many outings it has, it'll sell very, very well anyway. They very likely just don't care.

There was information put out there Sunday by a pretty credible insider that it was actually Microsoft who came up with the whole system, and then approached the publishers ( EA, Ubisoft & Activision ) with it. Interestingly enough, Activision was supposedly the one least interested in it, proving that we have indeed…

That's unfortunate, it looked kind of interesting.