I’ve carried cigarette butts into stores to give them to people, telling them nicely that they dropped it accidentally outside.

That’s not someone’s job, it’s an extra task they’re expected to do in addition to their regular duties for no extra pay.

“If someone quotes Stephen Miller as saying something absolutely horrible, believe it, because he’s an irredeemable asshole and someone probably has the receipts.” -Jesus

Not sure if this is theoretical or not, but yes, you (or “you”) are still an asshole. Whatever the person’s job title and description, it’s no excuse. Or rather, that’s exactly what it is: an excuse. Do you take the bus wherever you go because you care about the bus driver’s job security? Do you shit on the floor of a…

Just sums it all up, doesn’t it?

Wow. I didn’t think was possible for that guy to be even MORE punchable.

Reminds me of an asshat at the job I worked at years ago. Woman accidentally knocks something on the floor where I was working. She bent to pick it up when her sister tells her “Don’t pick that up, that’s HIS job”.

I remember that. I wanted him to hit by a bus that day.

Now I’m having flashbacks to a Dunkin Donuts many years ago in Chester, NJ, in which a woman at the next table actually prevented her 5-ish year old daughter from busing their trash because “that’s what we have a cleaning lady for!” Horrifying. 

That guy is pure scum.just by him saying that explains why he does the things he does.

If I had a time machine that could only go back to December 1984, I’d gift his mother a coat hanger for the holidays.

This reminds me of a time when I was out to eat with a distant family member. When the waiter came by to pick up our plates, I stacked mine and handed it to them along with the silverware so they wouldn’t have to lean over to grab everything. After the waiter left, said family member chided me, “You shouldn’t do that.…

So if I saw him crumpled up in pain on a sidewalk I should tell I will go find a janitor. Which of course I would not do.

Figured I should scroll through before posting exactly this.

There’s an even simpler test.

Wow. I knew he was evil, but wow

Exactly the answer someone from the future would give. We’re onto you future dude.

no

Two quick things - There is no need to choose between iPhone and iPad as the app is universal, so it’s essentially cross-buy.

The only way I’ve been able to do it is if I completely backed the phone to a computer. iCloud backups seem to only backup your data from the app, not the app its self. Lost an early version of XPlane and the original Doom port because of the way iCloud works, both of which I paid for.