You’re not talking about the boat, are you?

I’m afraid The United States can’t be saved at this point.

This thing has been rotting at that pier for 30 years...

Maybe... maybe not. If this had still been fully intact with all of that asbestos it would’ve cost fortune. As it is now its a blank canvas. Two cruise lines optioned to buy this ship before and found the hull to be in great shape. So the way I look at it, its a “building” thats been taken down the the bones and could…

Russians performing some routine sabo-I mean....maintenance

I won’t buy any vehicle where the lazy ass owner can’t go to autozone and buy a $30 headlight restore kit and take an hour out of his day to fix them.

I’ve been to a rental location (I think Hertz, even) where you show up, get a text for what parking space your car is parked, and the car is just unlocked with the keys already inside (!!!). Presumably this system was the one in use there but the guy who was dispatching the text messages went AWOL, so people didn’t…

See the court case Finders v Keepers.

By the time I got there even their breakroom was ransacked, so I didn’t even get a Hertz donut.

The most surprising part about all of this is that Hertz didn’t try to immediately arrest all of the customers.

Come on, it’s a classic. Not to be mistaken for anything else. It’s iconic. Some New Finish and new springs to get the rear end back up where it belongs and you have a ride that will be noticed.

Sure, it's got 300k miles, but if those maintenance records check out, this is a NP. Another case of buying the owner, not the car.

Doesn’t look close to anything like 45 degrees to me. I’ve grown up sailing and raced on all different kinds/sizes of sailboats. I’m sure it was terrifying, but you aren’t just walking around on a boat that’s heeled over at 45 degrees. 

Not the perfect one in my world, but for $10K it might scratch my lifelong 928 itch. I’d change out or refinish the wheels, do something to fill those speaker holes, and find some way to get that trim back to black. I’d be a fin car to tinker on and cruise around it. NP for the experience. 

this car takes just an additional tenth of a second to hit 60 compared to the ferrari V12 GT of the time. 6.8 seconds was fast for the 80s.

the gall of saying Porsche’s iconic Guards Red isn’t the better color smh

NP!!

Headlight washer spray nozzles

Hold on while I shake my couch for spare change, about $10K worth. NP. 

The lesson I learned last week and still almost daily is never overestimate the intelligence of the American population. Apathy and anarchy rule.