“Cold-cases heating up due to Global Warming”

I’ll see myself out.

Similar to decades of US Foreign policy causing global conflicts the citizens of that very country have no understanding of.

You know its only a felony for black and brown people to block others when protesting. 

Since the Bible talks about men lying with men it most definitely needs to be banned as well I assume, need to stay consistent.

I’m sorry, saying “rear entrance” violates the “Don’t Say Gay” bill, please turn yourself in

They should probably be careful however, as blocking traffic as an act of protest is a felony in Florida.

The CRTPixels Twitter account does a nice job illustrating how pixel art designed for the bleed of CRTs looks on CRTs. Even as someone who appreciates crisp pixel art, it’s true that so much of it in the 90s was explicitly designed to look good on CRTs, especially when using techniques like dithering.

The only currency embraced by right wingers that only turns left.

Better than getting locked in the STF:

If there is an underwater, bomb defusal level, I WILL CRY

Fake Vaccine Cards? Probably a hundred bucks or more.

What disgusts me is this is still an issue. The hangups around sex of all things are ridiculous. Oh, it’s partially the legal issues surrounding such things, given repeated government attacks, but a lot of it is just the incredibly unhealthy American attitude.

It's not a bug, it's a fea... wait, it actually is a bug.

Off-topic, except for relating to brokenness...

I will say, as a IT manager, that we have resorted to buying alienware desktops for some of our users when their needs are appropriate. It’s not because we couldn’t do it cheaper and quicker ourselves, it’s just that its much, much, much easier for us to get a single Purchase Order approved through Dell than it is to…

Condoms are masks for a particular form of sneezing.

If you were lucky enough to be alive in the early 90's you’ll remember this dickhead trying to sell you a set of Encyclopedia Britannica. Same energy.

No offense to these history scholars, the most damaging conspiracy theory in history is religion. Full stop. The perpetuation that some omniscient and omnipresent invisible being/s setting up arbitrary rules and guidelines we must follow and have faith in have sparked more wars, murder spree’s, genocides, prejudices,…

Sir, this is a Wendy’s