“...and gives a fuck about everyone else.”

What’s the matter Batman?   Cat got your tongue?

“Alas, poor Yorick6969420, I knew him, xHoratiox23897. A fellow of infinite cash, of excellent weaponry. In heists he hath born me on his back a thousands time and oh, how abhorrent a pilot was he. The memories haunt me.

I like big butts and I statistics can not lie

That, or a space fungus will grow all over you. Only one way to find out!

I didn’t do drugs because the arcade machines told me it wasn’t the way of a winner.

I’ll miss Bud Beef Light and Miller Genuine Lamb but it’s Yeungling Veal Porter that future generations will completely miss out on.

The Los Angeles Angels = The The Angels Angels 

If I ever win the lotto. I think I would buy Mr. Tracy a new jeep, then film the mental breakdown he has with a Jeep that just work’s and need no repairs.

Awful!

And on top of that, seeing as how it has no nose

Yeah, if you see “Final” immediately, the whole premise prolapses.

I think this is mostly a keming issue. Just a bit more space before that I would help a lot.

 Your Dolt 45 impression is horrifyingly apt.

I’m glad to hear lung cancer has won its battle with Rush Limbaugh.

Wonder how many peoples’ actual uncles are in this video, working at Nintendo...

She got so mean so often before the end to me tho :( i was really upset about that but i understood, especially when i got the outfit and she made that particular request. 

“The end-to-end in 20 minutes boast likely refers to some form of mass transit that doesn’t yet exist.”

This device gives the song “Tainted Love” a new meaning.

Well, it is Japan; I’m guessing that it ends with a robot having sex with an underage catgirl in a school uniform.