We’re going to join you soon! - Armored Core fans

Dude, come on

Girl- “Will you marry me?”

What, is “Esports” the name of their newest pachinko machine?

NMS is somewhat unique in that it shoehorned in an entire plotline of repetitive missions to impress upon the player that everything is in fact pointless, nothing you do is special, and there’s absolutely nothing new or cool waiting for you at some future point.

Wow. Are there still people left in the “but they lied” crowd at this point?

They cum coins.

I will never spiritually recover from watching a Goomba get jerked off.

As is usual with these sort of things, this probably means they have plans for their own Mario hardcore xxx game.

Considering the Navy navigates vast oceans and rough seas, you’d think they’d be better at handling streams.

I saw comic sans and literally recoiled at the sight. We all know if you truly want to break the most people possible on your slack site the font of choice is Papyrus.

That’s where telephone poles come from, right?

AND 2020 HAD BEEN GOING SO WELL FOR YOU MORTALS UP UNTIL NOW.

Been playing fighting games for over two decades. I still think Nina’s theme from Tekken 3 is one of the most fitting for a character (on par with Guile’s theme)

holy shit, gonna start calling people fleaman (‘cept maybe not).

:(

I quite like the “Let’s become dense” message.

Dear rest of the world:

Will you stop!