Gonna be pissed if I don’t hear “Koko desu ka?” at least four or five times during it.

The perfect “petty revenge” thing if Volvo somehow did win would be for the photographer to meticulously and carefully photoshop the badge into “Vulva.”

It’ll always be real online in our hearts.

China respects copyright law... as long as it’s Chinese copyrights in question.

I pay $80 a month for a pissing fucking 25/3 line. Zero effective competition here.

Now you’re playing with foot-piercing power.

That makes you and I mortal enemies then, sir.

Disappointed if he doesn’t eventually do Damn Yankees - Bonestripper.

Other people in my apartment remarked on how quiet this thing is. “Damn, that thing is quiet,” they said.

I’m a school bus aide. I frankly don’t know what the fuck my work is going to look like anymore.

When one drinks snake oil, one should not be surprised that the snake bites.

Oh my god, I was going to mention Vice: Project Doom too.

To quote a certain good old song, “Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.”

Can’t wait to see if he endorses future generations learning about the history of what he did during the (hopefully only four) years he was in “charge” of this country.

I still remember the Summer 2015 game which EVERYBODY and their grandma played. I wish they would’ve kept that game alive.

Fuck Zangetsu. Who’s the good boy in the screenshot?

Can’t wait for their battle with the foreign villain, Coitus Interruptus.

This is what happens when we don’t stop freaking out over Mario having nipples in Super Mario Odyssey, guys.