I guess they realized their audience be searching for different kinds of booty, yarrrr.

Oh, it gets even better.

Then he’ll hang a “Mission Accomplished” banner on some Navy ship somewhere and hold a rally for it.

“The Radical Left is in total command & control of Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and Google,” Trump said. “The Administration is working to remedy this illegal situation. Stay tuned, and send names & events.”

Sorry, gonna be that guy.

You forgot 4G+1.

I would’ve loved to see his take on Big Blue.

An orange-scented Mr. Sketch marker would’ve been more appropriate.

The only way it could’ve been more authentic is if it set off your beeper.

Aw, man. They could’ve just restored the 989 Studios name.

The Keystone Kops were more effective.

Just another bunch of bullshots, except in video form.

Quick, get the Songify the News guys in here.

Well, it’s not by Kemco, but otherwise you got close to your wish!

“We’re gonna make a game about shooting people to death, but for the sake of sponsors and e-money, let’s pretend they’re all robots.”

We already got it back in 2013, as it turns out.

Look, I know the Coronavirus is a big deal and impacting people’s lives and all (I’m certainly out of work from it), but I’ve got to be “that guy.” So here goes.

That’s fair if everyone’s on a level playing field. Problem is that they’re really not in this case.

Ruining one’s enjoyment because one group of players can literally react faster than you and you have no hope of matching up regardless of your skill doesn’t remain fun for very long.

With PC is another story though. I mean, the advantages a keyboard and mouse can give over a console player is basically the key issue.