They probably think that providing the test only in English (learn our language or go back to where they speak yours) and asking you to name all the Whig presidents would weed out 99% of applicants.

Deleting your tweets is a sure sign that you’re a coward. If you say some bad shit and someone calls you out on it, own up to it.

She looks like she needs to do a little less blow, honestly. Clearly has aged in dog years (which isn’t unusual with this administration). I mean, look how thick and heavy that makeup is.

What’s missing from the ongoing debate about what exactly to call these atrocities (and yes, “concentration camp” is an accurate descriptor) isn’t just what’s happening now in front of our eyes, but what kind of lasting impactthis is going to have on these families the government is hellbent on ripping apart. Accordin…

E: The whole slice.

What’s next? A “strip fried chicken of all its skin at the store” challenge?

I work with autistic kids sometimes (depending on my yearly assignments). One of them last year straight-up came on the transport bus eating raw onion.

So basically, she’ll come back if nobody calls her out on her bullshit alternative facts.

What a punk-ass kid. Come at me like that and I’d slap the yellow right off his teeth. Just because you won doesn’t make you get to go “OOOH NOW WHAT BITCH” or shit like that. Makes you look like a sore winner. Few people like sore losers. Even fewer like sore winners.

There’s clearly only one way to settle this rivalry.

“Soulsborne” would also like to have a word with you.

There’s some irony in a team kicking around a sphere while professing the world they live on is flat.

My one sole hope in life is that the Geo brand is revived so local radio station Kiss 98.5 can resurrect the Erie County Fair’s “B.O. Geo” contests, where a whole bunch of people cram into a Geo in the baking hot August sun, and stay there as long as they can take it, until the last man (or woman) left standing (or…

Well that’s one way to hide that big-ass forehead.

What if I told you I wash them down with Hawaiian Punch?

1) Ask company before your hire “Am I going to be credited for the work I do for you, unless I explicitly ask to have my name removed?”
2) If yes, ask company “Even if my employment is terminated or resigned before the finished product ships?”
3) If yes, welcome aboard! If no, walk right out door.
4) ???
5) Profit!

Better dressed than half the people in your average Walmart.

Good to see she’s not a bullshiter.

It’d go over his head even if it were in perfect English. After all, he has the dumbfuckery to call someone “Low IQ” and then not even insult the right person in the same sentence.

God I hated those ads too. Like, pure marketing PR, selling you a computer with maybe $600 worth of parts for $1200.