Yuji Naka must be rolling in his grave, if Yuji Naka were dead and Japan didn’t cremate almost everyone who dies.

So they just reinvented the wheel (or roadway), as it were?

After being chastised about “real estate owned” properties, Carson left the hearing where he was stopped by a reporter who asked, “Do you know the disparity in rates among REOs?” To which Carson replied, “Yeah, but I don’t really fuck with speed wagons.”

It’d be totally Trumpian if President Cheez Whiz fucked himself out of a second term by turning all these people who voted for him against him, simply because a Democrat could now legitimately say “We’ll remove all those tariffs crippling your industry and get your products back around the world again” and the dumb…

That $22 million bought him some of the finest walls surrounding his property that money can buy. Hundreds of feet high!

Let’s see how long it takes for this to be quashed yet again in the courts, since the Trump administration is literally just pulling rules out of its ass in order to deny people passes now.

You could argue that, but seeing as they first appeared in Super Metroid, and that was 1994, a full five years after the approximate time of that art, that’s pretty up for debate if they had the foresight.

The oddest one, though, has to be this Metroid art, which manages to look strangely faithful to the source except for the single most important thing about the source.

WITHOUT a slammer.

Man, John Bolton is what happens when Wilford Brimley stops eating his Quaker Oatmeal.

Boy oh boy, ain’t this a lawsuit waiting to happen. Let’s see how much the PD quietly settles for to get it swept under the rug ASAP.

I love how Trump immediately declared it a hate crime.

If they espouse Nazi views, regardless of if they’re a schmuck or the President of the United States, they should be kicked off the platform. Full stop.

The best part is, the breakneck pace of stuff just helps exacerbate the problem of stuff not working right. You’re pretty much literally dumping stuff into the game as soon as the feature is finished.

“I guarantee you that if I’m the last man standing and I’m still the majority leader, it ain’t happening. I can promise you,” McConnell said.

If only it’d gotten there .3 seconds faster, we would’ve solved 1/10th of life, the universe, and everything.

Can definitely agree with this.

I almost DON’T want him to go to the Major Leagues, but that’s because we in Buffalo are hard-up for any legitly good athletes we can get, and want to hold them for as long as we can before they inevitably go and win championships elsewhere, while we still have to hold out hope for our minor-league teams winning stuff…

Well, there’s plenty of synonyms for Kickapoo that won’t offend Native tribes: