Just tell them that more dead children from not getting vaccinations means that in a couple of decades, they have less bodies to fill boots and send off to war.

Bills Mafia strikes again, even for our minor-league teams. When we’re not busy putting each other through tables, we’ll shit on your exclusionary views, by excluding you and pointing out your bullshit.

The Rock’s laying the smooth down.

Somewhere, the ghost of Warren G. Harding is finally sighing in relief that there will be a bigger fuck-up with more skeletons in the closet than him.

Shit like this is precisely why legislators need term limits, not just the executive and (to some extent) the judicial.

Just dump tons of water on it, he says.

I, for one, welcome our new Gobelin overlords. 

I was one of those rare diehards who clocked in over a hundred hours in the game in its worst, weakest state.

Friend Computer, my body and my wallet are ready and eager to be of service.

Just means Trump is also keeping up his fine tradition of Fox News personalities going through the revolving door.

Not all of us Americans are that wacko.

God damn it, Elon. Just when people were finally deciding it was old hat, you had to return it to internet consciousness. Now we’ll have to hear its resurgence for about the next three to six months.

God, I remember in Kindergarten or 1st Grade when the teachers had brought in some Chex Mix or something like that that was drizzled in Worcestershire sauce as a snack for all the students.

I love you for having Pulseman in the promo pic.

The jailbreaking and homebrew community would disagree strongly. :) 

That bill doesn’t exist.

Nah, because now that Dems have a position of power and a fired-up base, they’ve got no incentive to do anything that will remotely let him save face.

Dems in congress DID do this.

During the eight-day trial, Courtier’s attorneys tried to convince jurors that Bruce started the fight.

Leave the good name of Pepsi out of this. This fucker deserves some flat-ass Shasta.