Wouldn’t it just be a damn shame if all the swamp water President Cheeto drained during his “Winningest America EVER!” tour happened to be flowing through that very tunnel, at that very time, as well?

I guess when the Bills put Johnny Manziel to sleep in his own endzone, he still hasn’t woken up.

Early Madden. I think they stopped having the ambulance come on around 1993, 1994.

You know what? “United Sates” would be a great name for a restaurant.

Does she count? Please tell me she counts.

Republican leaders like Steve King (R-Iowa) now spout white supremacist theories asking what nonwhites have done for civilization.

Trump is probably the only person who wished the movie “Groundhog Day” were real. Then he’d have an equal number of people who approved and disapproved of him - and an eternal drama of “Tune in next week on Trump TV!”

That merely means you are not the one whom is to receive THE GIFT.

That’s cool and all, but how about running it with totally different color palettes?

It’s just too bad that their callousness killed a dev I loved.

Man I wish Tom Toles had stuck with the Buffalo News. But I know that offer to move to the Post was too good to pass up, and good on him, he’s just as sharp as always.

Nobody seems to talk about how Gearbox’s decision to be lazy and foist this off onto another set of devs under ridiculous deadlines and with pretty much no help got those devs put underwater (along with a court apparently deciding a publisher of their other games had the rights to those games).

Yes, let’s escape our country full of drugs and violence, and apply for asylum in another country full of drugs and violence. Sounds worth it to me, boss!

Hey, if they bleed out and miscarry from stress and mistreatment and abuse, it’s never ICE’s fault - it was all according to God’s plan.

Well, it is “Rising Dragon Fist,” so it might be consensual if you’re incredibly kinky.

At this point I doubt Trump is pro-life, pro-choice, pro-gun control or anti-gun control.

Well, we already had one reality show fraudster get elected to a public office.

Let me tell you, as a resident of that third world, we’ve got killer pizza, wings, and the best fans at doing backflips through tables at NFL pregame in the parking lot right here in Buffalo.

But... why change the fucking dog’s name at all?

The high turnover at the White House is a direct reflection of the leadership.