You’re comparing apples to oranges. And no, Nintendo’s stock was actually on deep shit until the Switch saved them. Go back to the first half of 2016 - it was worth half of what it is now.

I’d disagree with that. GameCube did quite well (if a bit underwhelming), and of course I don’t need to mention the Wii’s success. Wii U was definitely a bungle though. N64 gets a bad rap.

Doesn’t really change the point though.

Well when Nintendo fucked them over for that failed SNES CD, Sony decided to get a little revenge and have basically been the market leader since.

Lucky for me Canada is a half hour away.

Considering McConnell cockblocked Obama just to ensure the Supreme Court could be as conservative as possible (“Let the people choose” my ass), I’d say them kicking the can down the road is probably the best possible outcome, all things considered.

Boy, being a multi-platform game sure is good PR, especially when little things like DLC and content can be gated to the guys that give us the most money, thus giving one platform “the actual game” and the other platform “a partial port.”

My guess is that when Valve takes out that sexy piston-pumping animation and spurts of hot steam, Apple will be much more okay with it.

Hey, if we want to focus on realism, let’s go all the way.

Let us not forget this little piece of genius whenever we mention Glenn Beck.

The anime and the manga tend to have different names. This happened in Persona 4 as well (Yu Narukami/Souji Seta).

Don’t forget your trophy.

Anyone who’s a threat to the good-old fashioned American values of “Here’s the keys to the kingdom if you’re white, here’s the keys to the shed if you’re not” is going to get sent to the firing squad (complete with NRA-endorsed guns) of the conservative movement.

I’d rather have him in the post office.

Too bad that the current Idiot-In-Chief won’t similarly quit his job in shame once it’s found out he said all sorts of nasty things.

Sorry, but thousands of years of historical persecution doesn’t give you the right to persecute other people in the name of safety for your own people.

Get yo peeps so you can get yo Peeps.

$500 is a joke for this.

Ward’s family maintained that Stewart intentionally kicked the rear out on his sprint car by applying the throttle when he was close to Ward to intimate him.

Is it me, or is Sunny Jim looking a helluva lot like another Jim (Jim Henson) as of late?