Trump Administration closing loophole in 3... 2... 1...

Boy, if they’re this mad over an ice cream shop named Sweet Jesus, wait until they hear about Cracker Barrel.

“Richie! Get the tables!”

They totally would’ve won if they hadn’t lost.

You become creative enough to come up with a new one, or you just go with what works.

Then you remember it’s Square, a studio that previously thought it’d be a good idea to develop your game and your game’s engine at the exact same time.

It’d be funny if the guy who claims he didn’t pay her to fuck her, sued so that she couldn’t say he paid her to fuck her.

When I was dirt-poor as a kid, I once ate a two-year expired box of Kix.

at the end of the year, when the Royals have gone 68-94, at least they’ll be able to hold onto this.

Probably because sometimes when a woman wants to feel the guy shoot inside, and requests he do that, a conservative will still pull out.

Not just the ears, but the hairline just above the ear. Box dude has a very straight hairline; other dude’s is clearly receding.

“If you’re preborn, you’re fine; if you’re preschool, you’re fucked.”

I’d prefer to be called Generation Y and let the actual babies born in the new millennium be the Millennials, but hey, I don’t get to make the rules that names the shit.

A bit old, but Splinter covered that subject pretty well.

500 million sperm in the baby batter, and this one was the fastest?

We get this, but they shut down Chrono Resurrection.

All I could think of when I saw this article:

Well, for now you can also just right click and “Open Image in New Tab” too.

Can I pick and choose which Presidents I celebrate?

To be fair, Pillman’s was a hell of a work - so good, he worked EVERYBODY. Even his fellow workers and the promoters!