Largest hurricane ever in the Atlantic: Brought to you by the Chinese, makers of “ClimateChange”-brand Money-Making Magic.

Somewhere, Jack Chick is jerking off to that picture.

Looks like he needs some Pepto-Bismol to me.

“Hey, I gotta pay Paul. Peter, I need that money back.”

What’s even funnier is that the watermark claims it’s “fine art.”

The simple solution to all of this:

I’ve got a name for it.

Alien Words you knew used to be highlighted in old versions of the game. I guess when 1.3 hit they accidentally killed it due to redoing the conversation UI.

Yes. Yes to all of these.

Our rail does more than go up and down one street, thank you.

The main question is... would this ad go better with Guile’s Theme?

I don’t know if I should want to rip your hands off or shake them for suggesting Legend of Success Joe.

Games can independently implement them. I know Disgaea 5 Complete has them.

Kancho’d by a USB cable.

No other berries exist in the world, or so I must assume. We whittled the mass berry market down to some real quality candidates.

I realized that after I posted the comment, but then why they didn’t change it in the game itself is baffling.

Which implies that if a woman shows any sort of cleavage at all, she’s wanting or seeking to be sexualized.

It’s pretty damn pathetic Western society can’t see a pair of breasts without immediately sexualizing them, just like nudity.

(Please cue the sound of the saddest trombone here.)

“We’re pulling out, but baby, I wanna go back in, but only if I can do it my way.”