A god watching over humans, combining management-like tasks with brawler combat?

Mmm. Good. I’ve been waiting for an Actraiser successor.

I’m assuming this is a remake of Metroid 2: The Return of Samus for the Gameboy? this would explain why Nintendo C&Ded the AM2R fan game.

Well in all honesty its not “new”. This water resistant variant has been out since at least January. This is just a recent sale that makes it equal in price to the normal one.

Well in all honesty its not “new”. This water resistant variant has been out since at least January. This is just a …

This is the story of a man named Stanley...

This just proves that is the worst possible response.

I’m so relieved we finally solved our drugs, terrorism and human trafficking problems so that law enforcement can focus on the things that really matter.

Ah yes, we definitely have not gotten enough teasers and vague quotes about that game.

Go figure releasing good and entertaining games results in good sales. Also “Final Fantasy XV Sucks” comments in 3...2...1...

You would think that but sometimes there are things that just don’t come up until you have a lot of units out there in the field. More than is practical for testing purposes. It’s also really the only way to find issues associated with manufacturing variation, which the Left Joy Con connectivity issue was supposedly…

And I usually wait 2-3 years after a console release to buy anyway. I still have a bit of a backlog on the Wii - not enough time for games. I don’t have any need for a Switch yet.

First result at work:

This already has more character than the whole first game lol

Fake news! I’ve been getting speeding tickets in manual-transmission cars for years now. YEARS.

A month ago, after the Nintendo Switch presentation and all those announcements of ports, remasters, remakes and so on, I use to make the joke that the Switch is nothing more than a 300$ retro gaming console.

A Zelda game is never late. Nor is it early. It arrives precisely when it means to.

“On Time”

I might never touch it again either.

Note to self- Never touch Fahey’s Switch.

Sounds like they’re trying to Switch it up.

It’s Honda’s secret competitor to Toyota’s secret MR2.