“and you could dress up like characters from a much better game.”

Ahem.

Because this keeps coming up despite being addressed in the article: the n-word is not in the original song. He added it in.

The joke here is that you said “Zelda” rather than “Link”, right? Right?

These look nice but I don’t think anyone over the age of 5 should wear velcro shoes without good cause.

That actually makes sense. Especially when the series rebooted on the Wii

HA! Kirby Super Star for the snes would like a word....

As far as the Nintendo 2D platformers go, I’ve always thought of Kirby as the easy, entry-level series, Mario as the average difficulty series, and Donkey Kong as the hardcore, punishing series.

I just played the demo and it is already the best kirby game to date.

Yielding?

He was probably on PCP. Broke every bone in his hand and wouldn’t feel it for hours.

Every time they push more FFXV DLC.

The crash rating is don’t crash

A multinational stealing a guy’s name. That’s...

This doesn’t seem like Konami thanking him though. It feels far more like the developers themselves desperately trying to acknowledge him SOMEHOW without Konami heads noticing it and throwing them into gas chambers.

Fuck them though.

I approve this bigly.

I approve this bigly.

As great as their SNES output was, I consider PS1 peak Square. They tried so many different things in RPGs. Parasite Eve was nothing like Final Fantasy. Xenogears which was more of a traditional RPG was still nothing like Final Fantasy.

Advice if you’ve never played this game - there’s an opening cinematic that plays before the start screen...SKIP IT. Do not watch it until after you’ve beaten the game. It spoils a lot of great story beats. Trust me - if you take my advice, when you finally *do* watch it, you’ll be coming back here to thank me.

To their credit, the FFXII remaster was actually spectacular. Most of the other stuff, though...