This is even more impressive when you realize the officer was unseeded.

Xanax always makes me buy crazy shit, not alcohol.

Zero Cool did the Cyber Dust for a couple years until he Acid Burned and crashed his Gibson.

I got my years mixed up, and originally wrote that the furthest the team had advanced since Calipari left is the Sweet Sixteen. That was actually in 2009, his final year in Memphis. Since then they’ve advanced to Round of 32 twice, and lost both times.

If he were a real Dodger fan he would have been listening to the double as he pulled out of the Angel Stadium parking lot.

I laughed and now I hate myself.

Agreed. Ridiculous allegations! Can you seriously look me in the eyes and tell me that none of those women were in their prime when Floyd beat them?

This article is complete shit. You really have no idea when Mayweather will retire. As long as there’s a woman to be beaten and a child to be restrained, Floyd will never stop fighting.

Haha, holy shit. The kid is majoring in criminal justice. Good to know

I say that every time someone says New York City. And maybe 2% of people get it. Thanks for being one of them. :)

He was just Goering for a laugh.

They’re working on an updated, Americanized version of The Producers and that outfit was for the big “Springtime for Hitler in Dixie” number. Boy is your face going to be red when they tell everybody the joke in context.

Get a rope.

And it has a campus in...NEW YORK CITY!

“I was just going to say both of those things!”

I can't believe a picante sauce company has an actual university.

“It’s cool,” said Owens. “I have lots of black and dead Jewish friends.”

Sieg Fail!