Take it easy, Denis Leary.

None of these new fangled flavors will ever live up to the classics

Are we going to scuffle over the ruffle of a truffle, or muffle this kerfluffle and stomp off in a huff(le)?

Your comment was fine. Now kindly go break your ankle retrieving the mail.

Your live-and-let-live attitude sickens me. This is the internet. Strong opinions or GTFO.

I also don’t like S&V potato chips, so much so that I’ll choose not eating junk food over eating them.

These.

So you’re asking if Deadspin would subsidize roughly $10 worth of food research? Unless one of those tacos has Russell Wilson's penis pic in it, they probably can't afford it.

Just like virtually all chip flavors, they’re fine. Some are better than others. Some are more niche. Some have ardent fans and detractors.

I'll take what I can get.

True dat! I was a girl Guy for a time... ;)

Ha. Ok, now I feel more dumb. Although, now also intellectually superior to homeopathic practitioners.

Sometimes they’re even Girls!

Came for the Hernandez joke, leaving content.

+20-25 (or less with good behavior)

Since when is drafting the greatest QB of all-time in the 6th round “cheating”?

@BillSimmons

Sure it would keep him quiet but only for five minutes tops for each. What does that solve?

Yeah, it’s 510-300-xxx, but I’m guessing it won’t work because I am in the hills in a place with very bad service, but please feel free to try!

Wow. That escalated not quickly.