not wrong!

6. How far can the suspected players punt a football?

This has Tuberville written all over it.

I’m sure there are more, please feel free to add.

Compared with some of the stuff that goes on at bigger programs, this one is just small potatoes.

The Petrino boys are paragons of virtue.

if you need this article to know how to get by, you’re a fucking amateur.

I eat before I drink, after I drink, and in the morning after I drink. I see a pattern...

I do both. mostly because I’ll fall asleep before eating most (or any) of the food the night before.

I feel like there’s two different types of people who drink, those who want to eat before bed and those who want to eat when they wake up. If I am hungover, coffee and a soda are all I’m having for breakfast.

Ive been hungover twice in one day before. Stay in your lane.

People who have hangover prevention techniques that work for them really only have one technique - they don’t get nearly as drunk as the people who do suffer from hangovers.

Tell me more about this Pedalike product.

Midol is ibuprofen you numpty

another thing I used to do in college, If I knew I was going to be really drunk, I would out a Gatorade on my pillow before I went out, so I would be almost-sure to cross it’s path before I went to sleep.

Pro tip 2: Don’t get old. Those mildly annoying hangovers at 23 become a death sentence at 33.

I have been hungover twice in my life, both times because I violated my 100%-foolproof hangover prevention method: don’t go to bed drunk. Stay up drinking water until you’re sober. Done.

Can’t help but think Martin would be better off not describing his running style as “put it into gere”

Hard to fault Martin for being tired of assholes.

If only Martin understood the first rule of nicknames: Repeatedly calling attention to the nickname you hate will only make people want to use it more.