“we found that fully 20% of identifiable ESPN signups came from women.”

Go take a nap.

ESPN: “We feel that Mr. Schilling’s posting of the Confederate flag is unacceptable. The Confederate flag a symbol associated with a period of history in which a group of people were exploited without being paid for the own labor. This does not reflect the values or culture of ESPN or any of our broadcast partners.”

I’m surprised that this story isn’t garnering more national attention. Although I guess it just proves the trope: “if it doesn’t bleed, it doesn’t lead.”

It appears this story is bringing out of retirement several medalists from the 2008 Deadspin Olympics.

were those tunnels as long as the way it took you to get to this punchline?

This guy’s got a real fucked up definition of a “Perfect 10”

When my brother and I were little, we did “gymnastics” at this local place in town. Really, it was just us rolling around on the mats, hanging on the bars, and climbing through tunnels. It was recreational fun. My parents were happy to have us out of their hair for an hour or so.

Sharp came under suspicion a month ago when he began telling people he “went to Jared.”

This. You don’t “find yourself” being a piece of human garbage. It’s a conscious choice. He chose it. He’s not a victim of circumstance, and no external power kept him from doing the only moral thing: asking his wife for an open marriage and failing that, exiting his marriage.

so that I can seek out potential pussy options

I didn’t like any of this. As someone who has been cheated on multiple times, this made me queasy. I didn't like his answers or candor about it. No I will not "find myself in this situation someday", if I am with someone and want to be with someone else, I'll end my current relationship first cuz I'm not a fuckhead.

Sam Woolley is never not killing it.

Looks chili in there

Jesus, it’s sickening. Drake has taken being a bandwagon fan to a new level.

They make a cute couple.

Not even funny. Reasonable gun owners have enough sense not to bring guns everywhere. The very least they would have a pistol if they had a concealed license. And only a clip or two tops.

I’ll admit that when I got to the part about them having a nanny and a house cleaner, in addition to working from home, I may have strained my eyeballs due to over rolling.

Please help the millionaires. For just $1,000,000, your favorite athlete can enjoy a free council for something equally as stupid.

There’s a fairly simple solution to this type of problem. Hire a few fake trainees to ride with trainers. Let trainers know that this could be happening and fire trainers who don’t know how to act like something other than pigs.